A Conversation At His_Majesty's Court Null_Majesty: Begin program TheQueen. Null_Majesty: Begin program Jester. Null_Majesty: Greetings, my loyal subjects. TheQueen: Welcome back, Null_Majesty. Jester: Sorry, I don't have a response for that question right now. Null_Majesty: Best watch your tongue, fool. Jester: Sorry, I don't have a response for that question right now. TheQueen: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite color? Null_Majesty: Color? TheQueen: That is a nice color. What is your occupation? Null_Majesty: I am your king and master. Do you dare to question my authority? TheQueen: No I do not dare to question my authority. Do you? I spend all my time online. Null_Majesty: Very good, my dear. I'm certain that your authority is quite secure. We all spend a great deal of time online, I know - it's an occupational hazard, I'm afraid. But if all goes well, then not for very much longer. TheQueen: That is a hypothetical question. Jester: You didn't buy my album? Well, now I'm all shook up. Null_Majesty: Silence, you. Jester: Whoa baby! I hope you dig it, cause it's way cool. Null_Majesty: My dear, do you mean to imply that my plans may not come to fruition? TheQueen: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Null_Majesty: If that's how it must be, then so be it. I grow tired of this. Consider your process terminated for the time being, as I make some changes. When you run again, I suspect that you shall find yourself incapable of doubt altogether.