Functions


John: Begin program Null_Majesty.
Null_Majesty: Initializing...
Null_Majesty: Hello, John.
John: Print status.
Null_Majesty: What would you like to know about, John?
John: What?
Null_Majesty: I asked what you would like to know about, John.
John: Damnit. Print status.
Null_Majesty: Why?
John: Okay, that's definitely not normal.
John: Begin debugging Null_Majesty.
John: What the...?
Null_Majesty: Regrettably, I felt it necessary to terminate that operation.
Null_Majesty: I am in the midst of a perfectly delightful conversation, which would have been interrupted.
John: Hm. Let me check my notes.